- let's talk about labels. the classics still exist: - sorry! - but what i didn't know was i had a brand new label. - where are your girls at? - it's actually not my job to give you intel on my best friends. - it kinda is though, as their d.u.f.f. - sorry, as their what? - duff.
designated ugly fat friend. - what did you just say to me? - every group of friends has one, you know the one who doesn't look as good thus making their friends look better, the one who's easy to talk to 'cause no one's trying to get with them. you friended up! good talk- - how could you guys not tell me that i was your duff? - our what?
- oh no you didn't, oh i didn't say tha- yes you did. - i don't want to be anybody's duff, i wanna be the dateable one. i will make sure you pass science if you help me with this. - you got the easy part, i have to reverse duff you- are you wearing pajamas? - if i wanted to go shopping, i could've done that with jess and casey. i need you to give me real talk. - you got a uniboob, your posture sucks, you need to start dressing less like wreck-it ralph.
boom. real talk. - people like you will never matter here. - you need to realize you're only as awesome as you think you are. - oh- uh... i... i have a date. - hmm? - don't do that. - you do. you don't? - stop.
- uh...- question? - it's important.- what? what do you want? - come on, please!
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